Saddam capture all a mistake

"The Saddam capture was a case of mistaken identity" said Donald Rumsfeld this afternoon.

"At first we thought he was delierious, but when he kept telling us that his reindeer were on the roof it became clear that we had in fact captured Santa."

When quizzed about the reliability of the American military in identifying known terrorist ex-heads of state, Rumsfeld replied "How were we to know that Santa was of middle eastern origin?"