It's true - a balanced diet includes chocolate!

...the biggest cocoa eaters were at half the risk of dying compared to men who did not eat it. (Reuters - Cocoa consumers have lower risk of disease in study)

"Before we can say cocoa can save your life, a larger study would need to be done" - I volunteer for the test group! To eliminate the psychological effects you would need a control group - but what would the control group be given as a chocolate placebo, Laxette?!